Well, she was standing in the bar
I said, "Hello, how do you do?"
She handed me a beer with a kangaroo.
She spoke of places I had never been
That she had traveled to
And we slow danced along to faster tunes
And I made her laugh, I made a pass,
I showed her my half dollar ring
She said, "That's pretty cool,
But classy girls don't kiss in bars, you fool"
